Warning: Please don't read these stories.
They are stupid and don't make sense
I mean, who writes a book about a talking Teddy Bear solving a missing nosey case?
Or terrorists stealing toilet paper and holding the country hostage?
Or people willing to sell out humanity for ice cream?
Stop reading this description and do something better with your life.
Why are you still reading this? Didn't I tell you to go away?
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